Some of this entertainer's ups'n'downs while living in the slippery grippery of Covid-19...

 

 

● Friday 24th June 2022

Looks like I'm running out of content for this page, I guess I'll wrap it up soon. Covid's still around - but it's prevalence in this country is now so low-key as to no longer really be on mind of the public, or on the media's agenda. The posters and regular tannoy announcements to wear masks are still being used by London Transport but I only ever see one passenger in twenty - if that - complying.

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● Monday 21st March 2022

Just as the slogan "Living with Covid" disappeared without trace, the lifting of restrictions passed uneventfully. A new sub-variant is now on the rise, but they haven't come up with a name for it yet, yet alone a slogan, and no-one is doing or saying much about it - yet.

Bodge is only temporarily off the hook due to everyone concentrating on the war in Ukraine - which he stupidly equated with Brexit in a speech - and when (or if) the dust settles a bit there, we can look forward to a wine & cheese sleaze media circus.

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● Sunday 21st February 2022

The end of the end of the beginning of the end is nigh. Probably.

Tomorrow Bodge is expected to make a pronouncement batting the vast majority of compulsory restrictions out of court. Howzat! Wonder if it'll make a huge difference. in July "Freedom Day™" came and went without any collective fuss, let alone any special media attention, and turned out to be just another slogan.

Now we get "Living with Covid™". Maybe they mean it's like homing a pet. I'm naming mine Herpes.

 

● Tuesday 25th January 2022

The beginning of the end is nigh.

Nothing much has seemingly changed, yet the government are suddenly adopting the stance that if the pandemic hasn't quite yet ended, it's about to.

On Thursday the face coverings come off. Meanwhile, the unmasking of Bodge continues apace. Today yet another revelatio...oops allegation of a rule-busting 'lockdown lock-in party' at n.10, this time on his birthday in 2020.

Of course if/when Russia go into Ukraine, the media will turn the focus away from the enormity of the harebrained, insensitive behaviour of our dear lia...oops leader.

Latest (planned) government directive: "Mention the War!™"

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● Wednesday 5th January 2022

Happy New Year ~ “Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.” —Seneca (an old school stoic philosopher)

When it comes to the pandemic it feels like the same old. They're run out of lateral flow test kits - but more will be found, the Omicron variant's effects look like being less severe than the others - but another will come along, the English government hasn't announced increased restrictions - but quite possibly will soon...it's all consistently unpredictable.

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● Wednesday 1st December 2021

Omicron. Sounds like a Transformer. The scientists won't be able to establish just how this new variant behaves for a few weeks, so my guess is here in the UK we'll have a "normal Christmas", and if there's a big announcement about it, it'll come in the new year after the festive season.

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● Wednesday 8th September 2021

"Freedom Day" came and went without any fuss, and almost two months on this is at least to some extent the 'new normal'. I'm not sure if at this stage there's much to say - Covid-19 hasn't disappeared from the landscape, yet in this country it's been effectively controlled. One bit of unarguably good news is that we're allowed social gatherings.

This from the government: "Keep Calm & Party On"!

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● Sunday 18th July 2021

It's gonna happen, from tomorrow we'll largely be free. It's ironic that half of this government, including the bungling PM, have been "pinged" by their own track'n'trace app, and will be enduring self-isolation "to think about what they've done" - while everyone else will be able to revel in a licence "to do what they want".

 

● Monday 14th June 2021

Britain's worst-kept secret is out. Due to the exponential growth of the Delta variant 'Freedom Day™' is to be delayed by four weeks to the 19th July. The Cabinet Office have put out a list of the latest rules.

The one crumb left on the table for us is of wedding cake. From 21/6 weddings will be exempted from the rule of 30.

"Love conquers all things." - Virgil  (...er but "Love conquers all, except poverty and toothache." - Mae West)

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● Tuesday 8th June 2021

Freedom Day™ is coming - or is it? Time teases us with suspect treats it may snatch away.

If they do lift some or most of the restrictions, we'll still obviously have the pandemic in the back of our minds. Fortunately at parties we live in the moment, and the anxiety, at least temporarily, will quite rightly be replaced with joy.

"On the other side of fear lies freedom." - Anonymous/unknown

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● Sunday 23rd May 2021

Optimism improves reality and pessimism worsens it. My father used to enjoy saying "A pessimist is never disappointed", and Voltaire cheerfully said "Optimism is the madness of insisting that all is well when we are miserable". I say when it comes to he future, life can only be understood by looking back, but it must be lived looking forwards. Probably.

The more it changes the more it stays the same: er, changeable. Concerns over "rogue" variants et cetera apart, the changes look positive. The government hasn't altered the "roadmap", and the miracle of the lifting of restrictions on the 21st June still just about looks like it might in fact actually possibly happen.

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● Thursday 15th April 2021

Second jab, done. No side effects. Yet. Again.

In any case, I do half of my shopping at Lidl so who cares what's in the vaccine?

Haha but of course it was a quick yet predictably grim experience.

Oh well, here's another coronavirus joke - but you'll have to wait two weeks to know if you've got it.

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● Thursday 25th March 2021

Large parts of Europe are back in lockdown, vaccine shortages are expected in the UK, things are all looking increasingly complicated...YET at the risk of unnecessary optimism, all being well:

• 12th April - 16th May: 15 people

• 17th May - 20th June: 30 people

• 21st June on: All restrictions lifted

BUT the government's new caveat slogan is "data not dates". Their presumably-constantly-updated

"roadmap" here.

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● Tuesday 2nd March 2021

The vaccine program has been extremely effective. This is easily the most cheerful development since this whole thing began. My hunch is that the government won't want to risk making more obvious blunders and so will cautiously trickle-feed our freedoms back, but so long as there isn't another wave, large social gatherings may well be able to begin to be held from the 21st June.

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● Tuesday 16th February 2021

Had the jab last week, administered by a friendly GP. Apart from having mild asthma I'm not in an at-risk group, so I asked why me and was told there were simply surplus vaccines that needed to be used. No side-effects to report.

The hospitality/entertainment sector is obviously still at a standstill - the more it changes, the more it stays the same.

Lastly, RIP dear old Captain Tom. A good life well-lived.

 

● Monday 7th December 2020

By the looks of things it won't be for a couple of months until the rollout of the various vaccines will come into effect, then it'll be another few more months before mass immunisation is hopefully achieved, meaning people can group together properly.

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● Friday 13th November 2020

Never mind today being Friday 13th, the past seven months of doom & gloom have almost made processing the past couple of days' positively positive news psychologically impossible, but...we've got a vaccine!!

Obviously it hasn't passed all of the required safety trials, and when events & society in general might "get the go-ahead" is still up in the air of course, but hey.

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● Previously:

If you've had to downsize to a small party, it'll actually work in our favour. For close friends, family & colleagues, my sketches work so well due to the nods, smiles, conversations and giggles. At these more intimate gatherings, entertainment can make a huge difference to the guests' enjoyment of the event.

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● Sketching seated or standing at a distance of a couple of steps - certainly more that just one metre - from my subjects, is ideal for me. I can of course work with guests coming to sit for me one-by-one, couple-by-couple, or group-by-group - I only need a few judiciously-positioned chairs.

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● I know it won't come to it - but (you never know): I can draw masked guests! Please see masquerade party examples below and you can find more here. But, I hear you say, those masks cover the eyes, not the nose & mouth! It's the same principle, but I focus on the eyes instead of the nose & mouth!

I don't mind wearing a mask myself, nothing wrong with a touch of mystique.